Whoopsy Daisy

For those of you who read this blog through a feed reader or who visited over the last couple days, I apologize for the previous mysterious, spammy-looking post (now deleted) that seemed to pop up out of the bowels of Blogger hell.

I also apologize for being absent from this (still growing!) blog as of late. Oh, the demands and time-consuming nature of celebrity!

One thing I do not apologize for is my obsessive anticipation of Levi Johnston's upcoming "book," Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs. From posing half-naked for Playgirl to this—our Levi has moved from smut to more "intellectual" pursuits.

(And, yes, my use of quotation marks around "book" and "intellectual" is on purpose.)

(And, while I'm at it, you may feel compelled to tell me to put my "celebrity" in quotes too. And I would have to punch you. In the cock.)